Sorry I blacked out for a second there. It’s still October right? Nothing has happened since my last post. Minnesota is still a killer offense that just had a rough outing against Maryland? Northwestern still sucks right? They just… Covid-weirded week 1? Penn State is still good despite James Franklin being ironically* dumber than Pat Narduzzi kicking a field goal down 7 on the 1 yard line with 5 minutes left. (Also ironically**, Pitt missed the FG). Wisconsin obviously is going to Indy with a 8-0\/7-1 record now that Minnesota is out right? Michigan is still undefeated and we’re all super pumped at how good the OL looks? Joe “Cool” Milton looks like what Devin Gardner would have been with a non-Al Borges OC? Michigan fans are still laughing at how much Rutgers sucks? Michigan fans are still laughing at how Michigan State lost to Rutgers who sucks? Rocky Lombardi is a hilariously bad QB? Like.. he totally doesn’t even look as good as any QB Harbaugh has had since Jake Rudock right? Hey how do you guys think the election will turn out? It’s gonna be real weird not knowing who the President will be on election day for once;***** but I’m sure glad the media has made this clear and everybody seems to understand the patience required in these unique circumstances. Glad these Covid numbers are down… Maybe we can start opening the country soon. I just restocked my bar\/beer fridge and it’d be nice to share some of it with some friends and relatives over the Holidays…. Well it’s a Friday night and I’m about to play some videogames with some friends… May as well crack open a … hey where’d it all go?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*Alanis Morrissette irony… e.g.*** not Ironic<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**Un-Alanis Morrissette Ironic;**** “a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.” You’d expect he hit the easy FG (FROM THE FRIGGEN 1 YARD LINE!!!) but it not to matter… but he didn’t…. which is funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*** see what I did there? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
****https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PipX3k3frKU<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*****Nailed it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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PS. Stay tuned for the “real” fire everyone analysis from the last 2 weeks but right now I’m gonna go watch some more train-wreck 2020 hand-egg!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sorry I blacked out for a second there. It’s still October right? Nothing has happened since my last post. Minnesota is still a killer offense that just had a rough outing against Maryland? Northwestern still sucks right? They just… Covid-weirded week 1? Penn State is still good despite James Franklin being ironically* dumber than Pat … <\/p>\n