{"id":165,"date":"2016-10-24T20:49:08","date_gmt":"2016-10-24T20:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigtenelimination.com\/?p=165"},"modified":"2017-11-28T20:52:23","modified_gmt":"2017-11-28T20:52:23","slug":"10-24-16-chicken-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigtenelimination.com\/index.php\/2016\/10\/24\/10-24-16-chicken-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"10\/24\/16 – Chicken Dinner!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We have a winner!\u00a0 Congratulations to Evan Peters for winning this years\u00a0Big<\/span>\u00a0Ten<\/span>\u00a0Elimination League!\u00a0 It’s a wonderful story really.\u00a0 Two years ago Evan was forced to split a Championship (probably after some Scott Frost Lobbying).\u00a0 This year he left no doubt by becoming the first solo champion not determined by tie breakers.<\/p>\n

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On a sadder note: \u00a0Since all the rest of you are terrible at this game this will unfortunately be the last week of Doug’s Amazingly Awesome College Football Summary\u2122.\u00a0 Here’s what we learned this year.<\/div>\n
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1. Green is not a lucky color for Football this year. \u00a0(ND, MSU, Oregon, Baylor… ok that one is less about luck and more about being terrible people)<\/div>\n
2. The Coaching Carousel will be interesting this off-season… Maybe Brian Kelly and Les Miles switch places and continue to suck?\u00a0 Brian Kelly’s skin tone does go better with that LSU purple…\u00a0 Maybe Brady Hoke returns to the\u00a0Big<\/span>\u00a0Ten<\/span>\u00a0as Purdue’s next head coach?<\/div>\n
3. Boogers and\/or fingernails are delicious<\/div>\n
4. Nobody who was supposed to be good at football is good at football (except probably Alabama).\u00a0 I’m still convinced last years Bama, Clemson, Oklahoma, Michigan State, Stanford and Ohio State would blow up\u00a0pretty much<\/b>\u00a0any team this year (I’m not gonna “chip shot” (that’s a joke for our champion) anyone by naming names…)<– Nested parenthesis points<\/div>\n
5. TeamChaos is now TeamIndiana’sDefenseIsBetterThanOffenseWHAAAT?<\/div>\n
6. Ruth’s Chris serves milk<\/div>\n
7. Urban Meyer is on fake heart condition watch after losing to Penn State.\u00a0 Maybe if they hadn’t broken that “Powerful Alliance” with Rutgers they could have won the… Just kidding.\u00a0 Rutgers sucks<\/div>\n
8. Rutgers sucks<\/div>\n
9. The\u00a0Big<\/span>\u00a0Ten<\/span>\u00a0West is actually… Decent? Solid? Good?<\/div>\n
10. Go Blue!<\/div>\n
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Thanks everyone for playing!\u00a0 See you all in August.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We have a winner!\u00a0 Congratulations to Evan Peters for winning this years\u00a0Big\u00a0Ten\u00a0Elimination League!\u00a0 It’s a wonderful story really.\u00a0 Two years ago Evan was forced to split a Championship (probably after some Scott Frost Lobbying).\u00a0 This year he left no doubt by becoming the first solo champion not determined by tie breakers. On a sadder note: … <\/p>\n

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