We have a winner! Congratulations to Evan Peters for winning this years Big Ten Elimination League! It’s a wonderful story really. Two years ago Evan was forced to split a Championship (probably after some Scott Frost Lobbying). This year he left no doubt by becoming the first solo champion not determined by tie breakers.
On a sadder note: Since all the rest of you are terrible at this game this will unfortunately be the last week of Doug’s Amazingly Awesome College Football Summary™. Here’s what we learned this year.
1. Green is not a lucky color for Football this year. (ND, MSU, Oregon, Baylor… ok that one is less about luck and more about being terrible people)
2. The Coaching Carousel will be interesting this off-season… Maybe Brian Kelly and Les Miles switch places and continue to suck? Brian Kelly’s skin tone does go better with that LSU purple… Maybe Brady Hoke returns to the Big Ten as Purdue’s next head coach?
3. Boogers and/or fingernails are delicious
4. Nobody who was supposed to be good at football is good at football (except probably Alabama). I’m still convinced last years Bama, Clemson, Oklahoma, Michigan State, Stanford and Ohio State would blow up pretty much any team this year (I’m not gonna “chip shot” (that’s a joke for our champion) anyone by naming names…)<– Nested parenthesis points
5. TeamChaos is now TeamIndiana’
6. Ruth’s Chris serves milk
7. Urban Meyer is on fake heart condition watch after losing to Penn State. Maybe if they hadn’t broken that “Powerful Alliance” with Rutgers they could have won the… Just kidding. Rutgers sucks
8. Rutgers sucks
9. The Big Ten West is actually… Decent? Solid? Good?
10. Go Blue!
Thanks everyone for playing! See you all in August.